If you’re with a man who has a beard. Congratulations! The long-term future looks bright. If you’re not, you might want to go out and find one. Or at least encourage the man you're with to grow a beard. If you are a bearded man. Respect, brother.
Welcome to the brotherhood
Today is an important day. It marks the beginning of a new dawn – where you’ll boldly go where your brothers have gone before you. Step out of the shadows and flaunt that facial finesse. Forget itchy, scratchy and patchy – discover the morning ritual that’ll keep your beard looking smooth, styled, sophisticated and smelling great all day. Be confident. Be yourself. Be a man – be bearded.
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